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If Batman’s parents hadn’t been killed, there’s be no Batman.
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Someone posted this site on Facebook. It calls for ‘hot women and hot girls’ to date people to save them from hell.
WELCOME TO DATE TO SAVE!!!
Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I’m a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot. My picture below isn’t really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.
Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!
So, I created this web page for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating. First of all, it helps that you’re good looking. Romans 12:1 says “to offer your bodies as living sacrifices.” Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19), it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name, the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He’s in our body, right? That’s the best position to be in!
Not only can we date hot guys (as only hot Christian girls could do), but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I’ve outlined a few tips to help you get a date off to the right start, step-by-step. Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!
Also, if you believe in this evangelistic dating ministry and feel led to support it, I have a few shirts and other stuffyou can get to show your support. Click Here (thanks to Jeff for the cool pictures and setting up the store. He was my 3rd missionary date. I don’t love him anymore, but Jesus still does). Oh, also thanks to Tony and Don for helping me put together this web page for me. Sorry for being so internet dumb. He’s so darling. Remember, Jesus loves you!
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#owl #work
I get to pretend to be some awesome animal whisperer at work . I imagine screaming “quick falcor warn the others about the orc army!!” then throwing the owl into the sky.
Oh my!!
Each ChapStick contains a follicle at the end from which the balm is secreted. If you were to use the stick all the way down to the follicle, then...
Warrior by Patrick Blackstorm at Chimera Tattoo (Taken with instagram)
Black and magnetic, Magnetite
Lignum Vitae with African Olive Wood by Evolve
Is it even real?!
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Dog Is Serious About Bike Safety
A local dog by the name of Smiggins is serious about bike safety. According to Smiggins’ web site, the pup is...
Video link: the most bizarre interview I’ve ever seen. Masked guy is a winner.
“I hate gauges like this. It’s just obnoxious. So, tell me, how many dicks fit in your NEEDLESSLY GARGANTUAN EAR HOLES.
No judgement....